Want a glimpse?

I thought you might come here...to spy on me.
To catch a glimpse of something laughable.
You'll probably find it. Tease me if you want. Like my big hair, I too take well to the tease.

I've been writing about cops and consolidation police departments. I just conducted a review of PAS Associate's assessment of a departmental merger between Crystal and New Hope. The assessment sukked shit. Consultants shouldn't get paid for shoddy analysis.

I'm interviewing for jobs....looking to move to MPLS. There's a roller derby there, and I hear the men are handsome and easy.

Lilac bushes, crabapple trees, and daffodils are my new hotness....I'm gonna go find a stamen to lick.