Thanks for Not Doing That

I'd like to thank all who attended our NYE bash this year.
Thanks for helping me quaff a magnum of Freixenet Brut.
























Also, thank you for not leaving tampons on our sofa.

SERIOUSLY. Thanks for not doing that.

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